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Once, an NRI and an American were sitting side by side in the business class of a plane while traveling to India from the USA.<\/strong> The NRI was going on a business trip to India, and the US traveler was going to make his first India tour. The latter was curious about his destination. He was more in the know of ancient India than the 21st century India, and therefore, he was keen to see camels, snake charmers, rural belles carrying earthen pots on their heads, etc. He greeted the NRI with a broad smile and got into a conversation with him. The NRI\u2019s sense of humor made the conversation funny.<\/p>\n

\"International<\/a><\/p>\n

The US traveler<\/strong>: Hello! Are you from India?
\nThe NRI<\/strong>: Yup (taking the magazine down from in front of his face).
\nThe US traveler<\/strong>: Were you born on the soil of India?
\nThe NRI<\/strong>: On the soil and under the sky of India!
\nThe US traveler<\/strong>: (felt amused) Very nice! Is India hot?
\nThe NRI<\/strong>: Hmm! It is hot and cool just like American guys and gals.
\nThe US traveler<\/strong>: I see! Where are snake charmers found in India?
\nThe NRI<\/strong>: Are you on a mission to catch the snake charmers of India? Sorry! Recently, they have been rehabilitated on the moon.
\nThe US traveler<\/strong>: On the moon! I will visit Rajasthan first. It is the land of camels.
\nThe NRI<\/strong>: You\u2019re absolutely right (with a suppressed lough). Don\u2019t forget to have a camel ride.
\nThe US traveler<\/strong>: I will ride on camel all around Rajasthan.
\nThe NRI<\/strong>: Animal rights activists in India will award you for the ride.
\nThe US traveler<\/strong>: Indians are known for their sweet tooth for desserts.
\nThe NRI<\/strong>: We have a sweet tooth for salt too.
\nThe US traveler<\/strong>: Which direction is South in India?
\nThe NRI<\/strong>: You had better find it on Google map.
\nThe US traveler<\/strong>: I will visit Rabindranath Tagore in Bengal.
\nThe NRI<\/strong>: He is busy writing. Seek an appointment first.
\nThe US traveler<\/strong>: I will, I will. Do you use perfume in India?
\nThe NRI<\/strong>: No. Indians are too gentle to seduce ladies.
\nThe US traveler<\/strong>: Is Taj Mahal visible at night?
\nThe NRI<\/strong>: If you carry a lamp\u2026
\nThe US traveler<\/strong>: Where does Aishwarya Rai live in India? I have seen her on a TV show?
\nThe NRI<\/strong>: She lives in the mind of every Indian.
\nThe US traveler<\/strong>: Are there dance floors in Indian cities?
\nThe NRI<\/strong>: Indians dance on the roof in cities (with a smile).<\/p>\n

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How did you enjoy the fun? We at Travel Beats, an Indian community portal by Indian Eagle Travel<\/a>, celebrates International Joke Day with you. Happy Joke Day! Like us on Facebook and Twitter. Indian Eagle\u00a0books the cheapest flights to India, even for last-minute travel. Hey, it is not a joke!<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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